onion.com Questions

1.Pick the three funniest headlines. In Order To Save The Whales, We Must Breed With Them./Report: TV Helps Build Valuable Looking Skills/ Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land

2.Provide a definition of satire. The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

3.Think of another example of a satirical publication or movie. The epic movie.

4.Make up a satirical headline for something around Killian.

craigslist.org questions

Do you think you'll use it? If i find something or something that i am looking for i will most probably use it who knows.

What's the best thing about it? The best thing about it is that it does not charge you any money and you do not have to sign up for anything either.

Could it be improved? My answer on this is that i do not think that it should be changed becausee from what i see it looks pretty good to me.

Assignment # 4

1.) Did you watch the State of the Union address? No i did not watch the state of the union adress i missed it.

2.) What was the hardest part of the job for the writers?For the people who get paid to put words in the president’s mouth, the pressure is on.

3.) When did Bush propose sending humans to Mars?The address on Tuesday comes 13 days after Mr. Bush’s prime-time speech on his new strategy in Iraq, one that even some Republicans have criticized as uninspiring, a rhetorical dud.

Assignment 3

1.) Are you interested in the movie? No i am not interested in watching this movie at any time or day.

2.) Do you agree with the premise of the movie (according to the reviewer)?Well not really i think that they should give that person a chance with that and give him one last shot at it.

3.) Are "we" getting dumber? I am not sure how to answer this question i do not reallyt have an opinion for this i guess it depends on your fans.

Friday Assignment #2

1. What is it all about? This passage is about street fighting robot challenges and you have to create and build the robot you are to use for the challenge.

2. Do you agree with the direction this technology is taking? In some ways i do agree with this use of technology because people get intertained by this and i think it is a pretty good idea.

Assignment #1

1. What is cyber-bullying? Cyber-bullying is like when there is a rumer that someone starts on the phone about a particular person that is not true and hurts that person feelings and it starts from one bully.

2. What has Myspace done about it? Last fall released a guide for school administrators, advising them to contact the site about false or offensive user profiles or to report threats or cyberbullying.

3. Has a bully ever demanded you send them money via Paypal? All kidding aside, have you ever known anyone as the victim of cyber-bullying? No no one has ever asked me to send them money via PayPal. And no i have never known anyone who was the victim of cyber-bullying.

4. Toward the end of the article, various plans are mentioned. What's the best approach in your opinion?What i think is that i agree with all of what it is saying and that it is the right thing to do in a situation like this.

5. Read through the comments on slashdot. Should schools be worried about cyber-bullying at all? Well i dont think so because the computers have all ready blocked all of those sights that have a lot of cyber-bullying in them.